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Post by Daichi on Apr 13, 2008 21:02:57 GMT -5
Sure! *sarcasm* Let's kill the polar bears and then play with the butterflies and unicorns! *grumbles and pokes the seal* ... *grins innocently at Caine, sweat-dropping*
*peers over at Kerin, grinning and nodding* I guess it does, huh? *bows* Well, to start off then, I'm Daichi.
*winces everytime Jacob uses capslock* Oh, shush, you! *pauses and grins* You're just mad 'cause there are pretty people here and you can't be here yourself. *sticks tongue out* Hey. Watch it. Remember the last time you called someone a brat? Hah? You almost ripped his poor lil butt hole open, jerk! *snickers*
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Post by Faye on Apr 13, 2008 21:06:36 GMT -5
Polars bears and orcas eat poor seals who aren't careful! I've seen it happen. And butterflies are pretty, so there! *squeels as is poked* Don't poke me!!
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Post by Eye Spy on Apr 13, 2008 21:08:09 GMT -5
"Doohickeys that no one else wants?" Are you serious? The old merchants keep society back in the dark ages, barely meeting the status quo. Trade you a sharp knife for your dull one and some coin. Oh, how ambitious. Salesmen, they bring progress to society and raise the standard of living simply for some more coin. Here's a Knife of Biting that slices much easier and stays sharper longer. Oh, you've got that? How about a Dancing Knife that does all your cutting and spreading needs for you? Like that? Now about a little intelligence imbued into it, and it'll make you some fancy dishes like Julienne Fries? Do you like Julienne Fries? Oh, wait, you don't know because you're still stuck with your plain old blunt knife. Sucks to be you.
Just because you were blown off course doesn't mean it's any fault of Dai's. And I could probably make mincemeat out of you before any reinforcements come along. That's what Ta'ar is good at, after all! *swipes a finger at the empty air and creates a tear in the fabric of space/time* Easy.
((I'm sooooo channeling my original Caine with that demon magic...))
And Faye... We're all crazy here!
Swivels back at Caine once more as the Eye is captured. Yes, it is. He brought me here, I know it! And he's got you allllll fooled! It's a conspiracy, I swear, a conspiracy! And salesmen are supposed to be dramatic to entertain their customers so they come back for more products! It's true! It's all true! You've been brainwashed--
Hey, what are you doing? I wouldn't do that if I were you. This is a hermetically sealed Eye with prototype Oubliettic enhancements. None of us are going to like what happens if you do that...
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Post by Caine Faerin on Apr 13, 2008 21:13:45 GMT -5
Fooled how? You're obviously the one trying to get us to buy into your silly tricks and gimmicks! Why don't you do something honest once in awhile!
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Post by Kerin on Apr 13, 2008 21:16:07 GMT -5
*grins at Faye* Yeah I suppose those are pretty nasty. They generally aren't around the areas that I go to, don't know if they'd be stupid enough to mess with a seal with as many teeth as them, but you little ones got it cut out for you.
*pauses as the Orb speaks* Dancing? You crazy or somethin'? I want a knife that ain't going to be runnin' off without me. Hell boy, I'm in the woods half the time, I like my old knives, and they work great for cuttin' fish. I don't need no fancy dohickeys.
This is exactly what my aunt was always complainin' about. You people so obsessed with advancement that you ignore the parts that don't need no advancin'. *snorts again, moving towards Dai and holding his hand out* Anyways, I'm Kerin. *nods towards Faye, grinning* Guess that's me meetin' you too!
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Post by Faye on Apr 13, 2008 21:21:49 GMT -5
Oh! Silly me! I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself! *curtseys* I'm Faith, but I much prefer Faye. And what exactly do you mean by us little ones have it cut out for us?
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Post by Eye Spy on Apr 13, 2008 21:24:35 GMT -5
*winces everytime Jacob uses capslock* Oh, shush, you! *pauses and grins* You're just mad 'cause there are pretty people here and you can't be here yourself. *sticks tongue out* Hey. Watch it. Remember the last time you called someone a brat? Hah? You almost ripped his poor lil butt hole open, jerk! *snickers*
The Eye gasps as if scandalized by Daichi's words? Oh, you... you.... you... brat! You see, people of this... uh... continent, world, whatever... thing... um... See, he admits to knowing me prior, and he is speaking ill of me, and has you all ganged up on me! That is how you are all being fooled. Tricked, into not realizing you can enjoy the benefits of a Fast-Self-Fileting Knife! Duped into not discovering the beauty and benefits of enchanted Tvyyran jewelry! Conned into not seeing for yourself all the help and protection that an Animated Guardian can bring you!
We are the inventors, the salesman; we are the harbingers of progress and discovery, bringing new ages upon mankind... or, uh... dragonkind... or... whatever it is you are. But that doesn't matter! You will bask in Tvyyran progress all the same!
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Post by Kerin on Apr 13, 2008 21:26:14 GMT -5
*nods a bit awkwardly at the curtsy, not quite sure of bowing* Nice meetin' you then Faye! And, well, us leopard seals don't have much of anything that hunts us. Just the orcas and sometimes sharks and the like. You little ones got tons of things that go huntin' after you, so it's a bit more dangerous out there for y'all.
Edit: *gives the orb a look* You better not be plannin' to go messin' up with my forest, you hear.
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Post by Daichi on Apr 13, 2008 21:27:02 GMT -5
Jacob, I'm going to say this once and only once. You're embarrassing. Downright embarrassing. *huffs and shoves orb away*
But they never do anything honest, Caine. All they want is the money, 'member? *innocence*
*giggles at Faye and Kerin's seal talk* I think you two are both silly. And Faye, doll, that's not going to make me stop! *pokes again, grinning while taking Kerins hand and shaking it left and right er... up and down* Oops... hehe.
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Post by Caine Faerin on Apr 13, 2008 21:30:07 GMT -5
*looks at Dai and grins* True enough. Just about the only thing salesmen and mercs have in common is money. Main difference being I fight for my life instead of sitting safe at home and sending a talking orb to get it for me!
((Yes, that's meant to be an insult to Jacob...))
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Post by Faye on Apr 13, 2008 21:33:51 GMT -5
*squeals again* Stop that! *smacks hand away* And don't call me doll! And let's get this straight once and for all; I'm a selkie,not a seal! Big difference!
*turns to orb* Will you shut up already mister I'm-so-totally-awesome-cuz-I'm-a-salesman? No one wants to buy anything! And you won't progress very far with selkies anyway if your products aren't waterproof. So there, I win.
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Post by Eye Spy on Apr 13, 2008 21:43:17 GMT -5
A growling can be heard from the orb. At first it might seem like a malfunction, but it's just Jacob throwing a mini-tantrum.
How are we dishonest? You pay money, we give you a quality item. Done! We don't lurk around and steal it back and resell it. Honestly, you make us seem like thieves when instead we should be praised for our services that in effect assist the community.
Turns to the irritated Faye Waterproof, you say? Our products are predominately waterproofed with Imperius Enchantments. Those that aren't can be acquired with said enchantment*.
uh... did you say forest? No, no, of course not. What, uh... what kinds of trees do you have around these parts, anyway? Just out of curiousity...
*with a modest fee, of course.
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Post by Caine Faerin on Apr 13, 2008 21:47:51 GMT -5
*twitches in irritation* You're... starting to give me a headache...
*wraps the rest of the group in a wind/Ta'ud shield and wraps another around the orb before opening another Ta'ar on top of the object*
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Post by Kerin on Apr 13, 2008 21:53:27 GMT -5
*looks at the orb suspiciously* What do you want to know for? With what all you were going on about 'raw materials, I aint' tellin' you. Keep your grubby hands off of the forest if that's what you're after. Bloody salesmen. And you better not be comin' into the water either. Reefs have enough problems hereabouts without people muckin' about with the environment.
((I think Kerin's easily made suspicious XP Sorry about that.))
*glances over at Caine in surprise as the wind comes, edging closer to the man* Umm... What're you doin'?
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Post by Caine Faerin on Apr 13, 2008 21:56:10 GMT -5
*looks at Kerin and wraps a wing around the boy* I'm about to break that thing!
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Post by Jacob Tvyyra on Apr 13, 2008 22:13:36 GMT -5
Um.... Hey... I know you're not thinking of doing that again, right? Hello? Stop that this instant! Don't.... Wait.... Disengage! Recall! Rapturus! Rapturus!
The last images through the lens are of the young man with the smithy's build brandishing a wooden stick at the control mirror to destroy it... but the protective enchantments placed on it prevented it from being destroyed so quickly.
With a dazzling burst of light, crystalline dust filled the temporal rift like a fireworks display, burning into the nothingness of the infinite as the rift was resealed.
Then, there was a sudden sound of all sorts of metal and wood clanking together and metting ground. The thud of a body, or perhaps several. When the light and the dust cleared, the young craftsman was there on the ground with all the fascinating items in his workshop that weren't nailed down.
He doesn't seem too happy.
I told you! I told you that we'd both regret it if you did that! Now look what you've done! You're going to pay for that, and.... damn it, where are my Trumps? Hey! My guardians, get all my things picked up! And find me my Trumps!
The mound of items shifts slowly as creatures seem to rise out of it. Wooden soldiers, trolls made of metal, a wolf and other small creatures of different materials and start loading up the salesman's wares and tools, much of it going into metal strongboxes or chests with multiple locks.
See what you've done? You listened to him, and now I've gotten sucked here! Ugh, and I didn't even have any Supply Rugs in my workshop... No, couldn't just let the Eye go in peace, no let's poke and prod and harass it and see what calamities you can cause. Well, HA! The joke's on you!
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Post by Kerin on Apr 13, 2008 22:20:23 GMT -5
*snuggles up to Caine* Looks like you did.
It's really a rather nice place here, you know? ... *frowns* Though now that means we have the stupid salesman here. *looks up at Caine* Can I bite him?
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Post by Faye on Apr 13, 2008 22:23:55 GMT -5
EEK! What did you do!? Now we're stuck with him here! Now he's going to be all annoying and egotisical in person and not through an orb thing. *pouts* Its not fair. I've always got the worst of luck.
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Post by Caine Faerin on Apr 13, 2008 22:24:25 GMT -5
*tilts head at the man and walks over to him, lifting him up by the scruff of his neck*
Well... I did say you should really come here yourself, if you want a chance of actually selling something.
*grins maliciously* Though I suppose if you're really nice to me, I could make another Ta'ar to send you home real quick!
*looks at Kerin, still holding Jacob* Of course you can, Kerin!
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Post by Faye on Apr 13, 2008 22:33:36 GMT -5
EEK! Don't hurt him for goodness sakes!! Besides he's not worth it! Just put him back where he's supposed to be and be done with him.
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