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Post by Jacob Tvyyra on May 10, 2008 20:03:40 GMT -5
Now go forth, my little walking billboards, and spread the word that Tvyyran-- gets slapped in the head with a fish HEY! You brat!
Animates a swordfish sailing by and sends it back at the seafood archer. Ha!
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Post by Kerin on May 10, 2008 20:15:26 GMT -5
Deuce: Thank -gods- for A/C. Ours has been struggling O.o
Jacob: -I'm- the brat?! *throws another fish then turns into a seal and snaps at the sword fish, sticker oozing out in liquid form from being under the second skin and dripping unrecognizable to the ground*
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Post by Jacob Tvyyra on May 10, 2008 20:22:04 GMT -5
Yes, that's exactly right. You're starting to get it! There might be hope for you lot yet!
Uses the animated swordfish to beat down the enemy fish projectile and dive in for the kill... just in time to sacrifice itself to the seal. The craftsman makes a grimace for both the swordfish and the transformed seal.
Ugh, you're worse than I thought! I'm sure I can develop something that would stop that hideous curse deformity from overtaking you. It might take a few sessions in the Opti-Chamber, but it would be well worth it.
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Post by Kerin on May 10, 2008 21:00:54 GMT -5
*changes back to hominid, glaring and placing hands on his hips* How daft are you? Stupid human, I mean, my aunt always said y'all were idiots but I've put that to her bein' prejudiced 'til now! Can't ya even recognize a Selkie when you see it?
*shakes his head, pointing to his face* See? Whiskers! And just because leopard seals look uglier'n the others doesn't mean there's anything wrong with us, we're just better at rippin' things to pieces *grins toothily*
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Post by Alaric on May 12, 2008 1:05:04 GMT -5
-has no idea how to catch up- ;3; but i'll start to read up now XDDD -shotshotforfail-
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Post by Caine Faerin on May 12, 2008 6:52:24 GMT -5
O.o Alaric!!!!!!!! *pounces and molests* You're back, you're back! *smooches soundly*
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Post by Casidaen on May 12, 2008 15:39:14 GMT -5
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD ALLLLLLLL! -raperaperaperape- Happy late birthday too! ;A;
Btw, THE SMUTS IN HALP. IT KILLS ME. <3
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Post by Rethen Kel'Sviet on May 12, 2008 17:38:17 GMT -5
Smuts in Halp kill you?
O.o
Welcome back Al.
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Post by Keiani on May 12, 2008 19:57:16 GMT -5
*pounces Al* You liiiivvvveeee!
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Post by Daichi on May 13, 2008 18:42:59 GMT -5
*kicks Jacob plushie* Would you shut your face?!
...And be nice to Kerin... *growls and huffs*
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Post by Jacob Tvyyra on May 13, 2008 18:43:31 GMT -5
Brushes his hand dramatically as if waving off a pesky fly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you see? You've been tricked into thinking that you have to live with that ugliness for the rest of your life! No! It couldn't be further from the truth. A Metamorph Medal, a Beautification Brooch... there's plenty of ways to make your seal-like self less hideous.
So, which one should I put you down for?
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Suddenly gets a swift kick in the plushie. OW! What was that for? I was being nice and helpful as I always am...
...for a price, of course...
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Post by Daichi on May 13, 2008 18:54:04 GMT -5
*eyes twitch in anger* You deserve that! And for your information, I happen to like the way I am!! So why don't you and your stupid human junk go crawl under the rock you came from?
... Voodoo plushie...? *blinks curiously and snatches plushie, dangling it from a foot and shaking lightly*
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Post by Jacob Tvyyra on May 13, 2008 19:09:56 GMT -5
Narrows eyes and folds his arms while suddenly being whisked upside-down and swaying in the breeze.
HEY! I was saying that to that seal thing over there, not you! And give me that thing! You wicked people, making a voodoo plushie of me after you poisoned them against me and all of Tvyyran-kind!
I swear... Ingrates! Ingrates, ingrates, ingrates, ingrates!
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Post by Daichi on May 13, 2008 19:47:37 GMT -5
*stares up at Jacob, blinking* Cool! *grins widely* XP
...And stop criticizing Kerin! He's obviously not a thing, no matter how cute. And do you ever close that trap of yours? *exasperated, he shakes the plushie around some more before taking a seat on the couch*
Can I let you down now? Or are goin'ta stay annoying? *grins*
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Post by Kerin on May 13, 2008 21:05:31 GMT -5
*gives Jacob a mystified look and sidles nearer to Dai* Now you're just talkin' stark raving mad! "Tricked"? How'd I be tricked when my entire bloodline's exactly the same? There ain't no way that I'd be lettin' you get any of those potions near me! I might be small but at least I can still go about holdin' my own better'n any of those "prettier" seals you humans seem to prefer.
*moves over to slip onto the couch besides Dai and snuggle against him* Mmm, thanks. Can I bite it? *nuzzles his shoulder and grins evilly* Or at least watch while you do somethin' to him?
((Hehe. I don't think I've ever actually had -fun- with character arguments before this XDD))
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Post by Caine Faerin on May 13, 2008 21:12:22 GMT -5
*walks in and leans over the back of the couch* Playing with a voodoo doll of the self-serving merchant, hmm? *takes out a perma-permanent marker and draws whiskers on the voodoo doll*
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Post by Daichi on May 13, 2008 21:22:55 GMT -5
*snuggles Kerin* Be my guest!
*grins and shakes somewhat violently before handing the plushie to Kerin, leaning back to examine Caine's work, nodding* Nice touch. *smooches*
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Post by Kerin on May 13, 2008 21:30:52 GMT -5
*shifts to grin at the plusie* Ooo, nice Caine! *holds out the hand without the plushie* Come snuggle with us!
*stares at the plushie with a grin for a moment, then bites its leg*
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Post by Caine Faerin on May 13, 2008 21:56:21 GMT -5
Sure! *takes Kerin's hand and smooches the wrist before kissing Dai and walking around to sit on the couch between the two* So, having fun torturing him? *grins*
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Post by Daichi on May 14, 2008 18:29:34 GMT -5
*blinks in surprise at the seal's teeth in the plushie and looks back to the dangling Jacob*
Hallu there~ *smooches Caine back lightly and grins* But of course! It's too much fun to resist. ^^
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